What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 02:16
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Sure no problem officer.
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.